Week 46

Most of the action this week occurred behind the scenes. Lots of planning and sorting and choosing more than cutting, sticking and building. We’ve chosen a fireplace, paid bills, decided on tiles, placed thermostats, chased electrics, considered ironmongery and built-in furniture, and we started thinking about wardrobe build-ups, kitchen pendants, sofas and curtains. I thought we were doing well with box-ticking until Tim asked for confirmation of colour choice for the paintwork. I think I need a lie-down….

Spencer is pretty much done with the roof, and now he and Jackson are on to the more decorative bits. One of these is the scalloped lead-work around the windows. There are 16 downstairs and 10 upstairs runs of this lead, all of varying length. There is nothing at all normal or even and symmetrical about this house. The lead was installed when the oak subframes were put in. It serves a very useful function in keeping the brickwork section underneath waterproof, but it’s an artisanal job to make it look pretty.

It starts with a scored out scallop.

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a satisfying OCD moment
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Jackson and his compass

Then the scallops are cut with actual scissors to make the shapes.

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Spencer practicing his cutting out skills

Each cut-out is rolled up and hammered into place.

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house2017.02.24 - 6.jpg The guys wear gloves because of the chemicals in the lead. Working with this stuff all day is toxic–lead poisoning is a real thing, and the preservatives on the surface are well-yucky.

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ooooo…
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…ahhhh

We’ve opted to keep a layer of PVC on the course between the plinth and the vertical brickwork to protect the plinth from stuff dropping on it from above. All it takes is a stanley knife to remove it later on.

Plastering is the name of the game in other areas of the house. And in the few rooms where they are not working, Terry and Josh can get on with the window boards. Must say, they look lovely next to the subframes. They’re both treated with this Osmo oil which will bed in and soften in colour over time. We’re putting the stuff everywhere on all the oak except the huge structural pieces–architrave, door linings, the lot. We’ll even slap it on the oak underside of the first floor overhang outside. James hates it only slightly less than the black stain on the soffit boards.

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window board

Another interesting piece is the brick inlay panels. They’re not herringbone, but everyone calls them The Herringbone Panels–even us. Actually, with my Pedant Hat on, they’re Askew. But this is alright with me! (Sorry). Clive painstakingly sliced each brick to a skinny sort of depth, and we’ve bought this fancy adhesive for them to stick them on. Like the oak cladding last week, this is not quite functional, well, not at all, but it looks awesome. They’re doing a brilliant job setting, pinning, gluing, and mortaring them into place.

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There are fifteen panels to make: 5 across each apex front and back, 5 across each paired square below them, and 5 below the windows in the hallway. That’s a lot of work, and I feel somewhat guilty just writing this in all the time they’re spending making the panels, but they are taking enormous pride in how it’s turning out. They took a day off the scaffolding when storm Doris blew through, the front and some of the back are mostly done.

I don’t usually go on about it, but I take great pride in looking at other houses with this similar non-herringbone brickwork, whose designers have decided to use a different brick from the rest of the house because it can be bought in, and thinking that our guys have simply taken the time and made the effort to do a brilliant job. Anyone with eyes can see that it’s a total pain to have spent days and days cutting these really thin slices to carefully stick on the boards, which is what James and the guys have done. But the finished effect will be seamless with the brickwork in the rest of the house because it’s exactly the same brick. It’s a bespoke house that everyone  onsite is on board with to make it as good as it possible can be. And THAT is the bit that’s amazing.

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lonely roof while Doris blows through

Week 34

Not many visits to site this week, but that doesn’t mean work isn’t occurring. James, Josh and Terry have been busy putting up the facias and soffits. They’ve been organising to have the flooring put up in the loft and the space is looking really good.

I’m so glad we decided to rebuild the front trusses into a more open arrangement. Although the guys have done an amazing job of making the most of the space in the other loft areas, the bit over Gillian’s room will be great for storing larger pieces and will eventually be our go-to place for suitcases and Christmas decorations.

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loft space looking north
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loft space looking south–this is where the water tank will live
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loft space looking west–through the vaulted ceiling in the master bedroom
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final touches on soffits and facias in the upstairs hallway
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finished woodwork looking east
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portrait of Terry
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roof ventilation, facia and oak frame in master bedroom

Week 32

Mid-November means two family birthdays back to back. Happy birthdays to oldest and youngest.

A slow week onsite, but much activity with choosing fittings offsite. The roofers had no end of trouble from the wrong stuff arriving to fix to the roof, to a blowout on the A3 coming up from Portsmouth, the combination of which means they didn’t really get stuck in. The lid should be on by next week.

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it’s the wrong battens, Grommit
Terry, James and Josh used Dave’s spec to build out the valley section in the front adjacent to the structural oak frame. It will be covered in some sort of lovely new flat roof material and edged in lead. Should look like lead from the ground, but it won’t shrink and it will be all modern and, er, lovely.

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leaf-collection area

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dormer over kids’ bathroom
We found a lovely chap in Betchworth to restore the lantern out the front of the house. Most of these specialist blacksmiths seem to be based in Selkirk or Edinburgh, so it was quite a moment to find someone who will do the work within a 30 minute drive. The lantern is an original copper piece, and my temptation is to get it all shiny again. But I think Nature might have other plans, because I’m told that in 6 months time, it will look as tarnished as it does now. Maybe with a bit of lacquer to ward off the elements? 

With the extra time gained from lack of roofers, James and Josh brought the lamp down without getting electrocuted. The blacksmith is going to take the frog (the struts holding it up) off the lamp, get it sandblasted, and finally fix some pipework for the electrical cables. Rewiring will replace the current arrangement which is to run flex from the house underground, up the cast iron pole, through the hole at the top, past the nest of blue tits, and continue through the lantern from bottom and hang a lightbulb from the inner reflective plate.  A little investigating how to keep copper looking all coppery is in order.

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the only thing holding it on was putty in the collar
Another totally unrelated copper thing but completely cool is the West Ford Ring which circles the earth making it look a bit like Saturn. It was intended as a large Cold War era radio satellite when it was launched in 1963 to protect the America’s long-range communications from the scary Russians, and clumps of it are still floating around in low earth orbit. I’ll bet THEY’RE all nice and shiny without any nasty oxygen to fugly them up.  So here’s a physics question… why is copper a good material for this idea?

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tiny copper West Ford Project needles

what was

headlessWistful moment: it used to look atmospheric, being the only light on our little section of road! Hopefully with a little TLC, it will be restored to its former awesome state. It’s not exactly an urgent issue, tackling this bit, but it’s one of those things that will make it really nice to come back to.

With the roofers having their troubles, the guys onsite had a thorough cleanup. It’s looking more and more like a House and perhaps less of a Site.

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master bedroom

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side of the front frame
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back of the house with the kick at the foot of the roof
With roofers changing the order of proceedings, we’ve left the time-lapse camera in situ, so your fix of the day-by-day will have to wait until next week!

 

Week 28

I had the great pleasure of going to Aveqia in London to check out a demonstration of the new kitchen appliances. It’s a tiny venue specialising in cooking demonstrations for the corporate crowd. It’s only off of Blackfriars so I decided to walk from Waterloo. At one point during the morning I overheard that The Apprentice is doing an episode of some task or other at Aveqia very soon, so it’s clear that I’m hobnobbing with the aspiring-great and the aspiring-good. Of course, this is all in the name of research, right?

The morning starred Colin the rep who explained MC’ed and explained, and Roger the Michelin star chef who put the gear through its paces. We were treated to an incredibly special lunch cooked right before our eyes and I geeked right out on all the foody tech. Thanks, Claire for inviting me to go. It was fantastic!

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up to town we go
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misty start

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a busy morning for this guy too
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sun and tide are out
Back on site, the sun was out as well.

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non-roof in autumn

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another crane day!
The crane is back to lift the A-frame at the back of the house into its home alongside the oak and to fit the ridge beam that spans across the whole of the vaulted ceiling in the centre line of the house. The steels look a little forlorn on the ground and they’ll all be fitted this morning.

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connecting the ridge beam
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drilling the feet
All my neighbours from all over the village can see our crane.

Mick and the guys have built the chimney. We are STILL dithering on the fireplace design so they haven’t installed the cowl on the very top yet because we might not need it.

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ridge beam all installed this afternoon
Neil kindly brought up the beam he thought was onsite. It’s downstairs in the dry and will be installed next week.

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invisible beam
We’ve decided to change the design of the trusses over the front bedroom to allow for more storage space. This means a little unbuilding and a two week potential delay. It’s the loft storage issue. The rest of the areas will be boarded but between the trusses and up a little higher to allow a flat space between the angled pieces. The new area will be clear of the central vertical part of the truss: an Attic Truss if you know your trusses. There is a colossal number of moving parts to this project which isn’t helped by a fiddly roof partly made of oak, partly made with 56 steels and having undergone three redesigns. It’s amazing it’s there at all. Ben and Dave are working hard to coordinate manufacture and delivery of the new trusses before James finishes roofing the rest of the place and can finally tackle the east side of the house with the new trusses. We don’t want anyone bored on this job!

2016.10.21 - 1 (3).jpgWe’re also considering adding a line of tiles under each gable end to raise the roofline slightly as in the example of a different building alongside. Somewhere in one of the redesigns, the interior vaulted space came out a bit low so the beams in the oak frame now don’t show as much on the inside as we’d like. After all, we’ve spent a lot of time, effort and cash to get this oak frame right and we want to see it! In order to maintain the geometry and get the spacing right, the only way to go is up. There are a few options to do this but putting in a line of creasing tiles under the mortar on the gables might just be the way forward. Over to Dave to check, draw and sort, and we’ll decide which way to jump with it next week.

This weekend will be spent checking plans and choosing stuff, all the while keeping a keen eye on the budget. We have a knack of choosing the most expensive things going, and this is now coming into play a little to frequently. It’s definitely a case of champagne tastes with beer money. I’ve stopped telling suppliers that we live in Oxshott so they don’t make assumptions and get all footballers wives on me. But at least I wasn’t overly-enamoured with the £11k bathtub I saw in the in the window as the showpiece of the local posh bathroom shop in the village. Bonkers! So maybe it won’t be too bad on the final tally (yeah, and next week we’ll see pigs flying across the sky on the timelapse).